Thursday, April 9, 2009

It's sleepy time down south

“Pale moon shining on the fields below
Folks are crooning songs soft and low
Needn't tell me so because I know
It's sleepy time down south”

“When I go to the Gate, I'll play a duet with Gabriel. Yeah, we'll play 'Sleepy Time Down South' and 'Hello, Dolly!.' Then he can blow a couple that he's been playing up there all the time"
-- Louis Armstrong, on his 70th birthday


New Orleans, City of Jazz, The Big Easy, has such a mystique in spite of the Hurricane Katrina devastation. Fernie started feeling ill our second day in New Orleans – extreme fatigue and wooziness along with an aching back. I put it down to the extreme humidity – 85% - and thus extreme heat – 78 degrees that again felt like a hundred. We were walking around the French Quarter and he kept having to find a place to sit down.....that's just not like him, so we cut the day short. I was finding the humidity really hard to take too, so made no complaints. However, the following day, he was still not feeling well, so I loaded him in the car and took him on a driving tour of N'Orleans.


We toured some wild and crazy areas....homes that were still unliveable after Katrina, roads where the floods had obviously destroyed the pavement and that haven't yet been repaired. Lots of houses with flood marks, and some with mould all over the stucco. I don't think I'd choose to live in a city that's below sea level when it's on the coast. But if you weren't looking, you probably wouldn't see the destruction. Lakeside Drive on the south shore of Lake Pontchartrain was only open for short distances. There had obviously been floods in recent days, because the road was covered with mud.


The Garden District lies just west of downtown and the French Quarter. Luxurious antebellum mansions, harking back to the era of the sugar and cotton plantations, are now mostly beautiful private homes in good repair.
A film crew was shooting on the grounds of one of the larger mansions so I left sicko Fernie in the car and wandered down to take a closer look. Snapping pictures and watching for the 'stars', I didn't notice the young woman approach me until I heard “No picture taking of the set, Ma'am!'. I apologized but she didn't demand that I delete what I'd taken. Obviously, I hadn't got anyone famous in my photos. Another sweep through the French Quarter back and forth on the different roads made us realize that we hadn't missed anything and that there wasn't much there for us. Clubs, bars, restaurants – all very touristy; tacky tourist souvenirs and tons of boutique hotels. What I ideally would have liked to have found was a Cajun bar like the one in the film 'The Big Easy' with Dennis Quaid but I guess that's the movie's for you...


We stayed at the Bayou Segnette State Park just a few miles south of the city center. It's in a beautiful setting and each campsite has so much space.


As we were driving in with a 15mph speed limit, a car came up behind us, honked, drove by and stopped in front of us. The driver got out arms waving and we wondered what on earth was wrong. It turned out it was a couple we'd met each year in Arizona through our friends P&C. This year they toured the Texas coast ending up in New Orleans...they'd just pulled in the day before. How amazingly coincidental that we should converge like that. G&D live just a few miles away from us in Coquitlam. Their site was just around the corner from ours, about a 100 yards/meters away. So it was most pleasant meeting them at the end of each day for drinks before dinner.


Fernie woke about 3am shivering and sweating up a storm and so of course I woke too. His tshirt was soaked and that's when I decided that we would have to take him to a doctor the following day. I had read online everything I could about tick bites and the different diseases they carry; actually more than enough to scare me to death. The state campground was fully booked for the weekend, so we thought it a good idea to move on over to Gulfport, only about 90 miles east, settle in and look for a doctor there.

The wind was high as we pulled out but when we climbed up the elevated highway to reach the absurdly high bridge over the Mississippi, it was howling with terrific force and the gusts smashed poor Maggie violently. I guess I should say 'poor Fernie' because he fought with all his might to hold her on the road. It was frightening and the anxiety was multiplied when we had to fight our way through the downtown traffic on the freeway. Fernie started to feel weak and woozy from his fever while we were travelling at 60mph...that's not a pleasant feeling for either him or me. He managed to squeeze out an exit and find a place big enough for us to pull in.....thank goodness! I hate driving the big beast at the best of times and knew that handling it in the current conditions would be impossible but after a half hour snooze, Fernie said he could carry on for a while.

We were shocked at Katrina's destruction in the north east section of New Orleans. It was like a war zone; acres of bare land, checkered with concrete slabs where homes once stood. So many strip malls empty, the buildings just boarded up and left. It was so wrong building here below sea level. We had to cross Lake Pontchartrain on the five mile long open bridge; As we drove on, the bayou was encroaching onto the edges of the Interstate highway. It looks as if the old bridge over the lake was destroyed. Now a beautiful new bridge crosses right beside it but the lake was way too high to suit me. I was so relieved to get across the five mile bridge unscathed. I was weak-kneed and white-knuckled as the wind buffetted us mercilessly. Fernie was tense and his teeth gritted as he fought to get across. I decided that we should find the closest place to stay for the night where we could also find a doctor. That place was Slidell, Louisiana – we only drove 35 miles and that was more than enough.

It turned out that Fernie's illness saved us from a potentially dangerous situation. While I was guiding Maggie back into a corner spot in the Walmart, the sky darkened ominously and a burst of thunder coincided with a jag of lightning that I swore was going to hit me standing out there in the open and I ran to the door hammering and yelling 'let me in!'. And the skies opened up....within minutes the parking lot was like a lake, water gushed violently down the water spouts, it became as black as the middle of the night.


The rain beat so violently and the thunder clapped so earth shatteringly that we could hardly hear ourselves think. The wind reached an apex that shook, rattled and rolled Maggie's walls. The lightning flared and jagged; the rain turned to hail. So what did we do? We cuddled up in bed and waited it out. It always feels so safe in bed.

Such strange weather fluctuations they have here in the south. Within an hour, the clouds started to roll back, the sun peeked out, blue sky emerged, winds died down, birds sang, water drained away, the air was clear and clean and you'd think it had never happened.

With a bit of research and help from friends, I found out that in the United States, 'Urgent Care Facilities' are for those that don't have their own family doctors. Just a mile down the road, Pelican Urgent Care (dunno why they call it Pelican) took down all Fernie's information, accepted his $100 payment by Visa and asked us to wait to see a doctor. We decided not to put it through our out-of-country medical insurance because of the bureaucracy and their usual suggestion that you should get home if you're ill.

While we waited comfortably in their plush reception room, the weather network was on the television. Reporting from Gulfport (our original destination for the day) the weatherman warned 'please immediately get off the roads; it is extremely dangerous to be driving in this weather'. The worst of the storm had centered over Gulfport, causing 'hailstones like golfballs' and what frightens me most, two tornadoes had touched down in the general area. Egads! We keep just missing these things......and I'm just superstitious enough to think that next time one will get us.

I accompanied Fernie in to see the doctor. First, a young man and his female assistant took down some pertinent information, weighed him (why?), took his blood pressure and temperature, double checked his medical history and said 'the doctor will be with you in a moment'. It was just a few minutes before the door opened and a diminutive little Chinese man burst in, grinning widely. He introduced himself as Dr. Tommy Wong.
“Aaaahhh....Fernand Boivin” he pronounced the name rolling the 'r' as if he were French.
“Were you born in Louisiana?”. He thought Fernie was an Acadian.
“No, I'm Canadian” replied Fernie, thinking that with all this chatter, it was a good thing he wasn't feeling too sick at the moment.
Dr. Wong burst into a fit of giggles and spurted out “Just a minute” as he ran out the door. When he returned, he had something wrapped in newspaper in his hands. He very carefully unwrapped the contents and proudly thrust it at Fernie “There” he said and burst into another fit of giggles “See....Canada”. It was his diploma from the University of Toronto. We were unimpressed but shared a couple of trite expressions to show him we cared but then explained we were from the west coast, Vancouver.
“Ohhhhh......I was at a wedding last month in RICHmond” he put a lot of emphasis on the RICH. “Lots of Chinese in RICHmond” and he doubled up laughing. It was getting very difficult to know how to talk to this cute little Asian man but he finally got down to business.
I showed him the plastic container with the two 'by now' dead ticks but explained they were from me. He checked Fernie's back and chest with his delicate hands, rolled up his pants and checked his legs, looking for ticks, I guess. His first diagnosis “Dry skin – you must use lotion”. His skin was obviously silky unlike Fernie's which he made us feel was like alligator skin. Then came his final diagnosis.
“Tick Fever!” he pronounced knowledgeably. Yeah, that's something we didn't expect :). “You just need antibiotics”.
Fernie asked him about me; what if I came down with it, seeing as I was the one with the known ticks.
“I'll write her a prescription too” he said smiling broadly at me. And that was that; he sent his assistant in with the prescriptions and she said in a broad Mississippi accent “Was he acting silly?”

We dropped the prescriptions off at Walmart and had to return a couple of hours later to pick them up. We've heard how expensive drugs are in the USA so were fully prepared for a hefty bill. The clerk handed me the drugs and said “That will be $4.38”.
“WHAT?” this was in my mind; I didn't say a word out loud; just handed over a $5 bill. Now why were they so darn cheap - $4.38 was for both of us; it just didn't make sense. So why are Americans buying drugs online from Canada?

While Momma was fishing for 'croaker', and Daddy was playing with his Blackberry, this adorable little boy chased us down the beach.


The weather returned to normal the next morning – warm and sunny – so we went on to Gulfport. We were aghast at Hurricane Katrina's devastation, still very apparent almost four years later. The strip of beach from Bay St. Louis through Gulfport to Biloxi is about 35 miles long. There is no barrier between the road and the beach and there are lots of pullouts to enjoy this long stretch of sparkling white sand right on the Gulf of Mexico. The north side of the highway used to be lined with spectacular mansions but Katrina ravaged this coast and only the occasional mansion remains....rebuilt or refurbished. Now cement slabs, brick steps, bent pipes are all that remain for most of the properties. The line of 'For Sale' signs makes one think that they are afraid to rebuild and want to move on. There are no more beautiful beach properties in the USA so why else would they sell but for fear.


Battered steel signs for gas stations and Waffle Houses stand sentinel over razed slabs; cement parking lots have been chewed up by the power of the water; the highway is new; bridges have been rebuilt, the old ones laying beside them, toppled like dominos.


We pulled in to the Island View Casino and were shocked to see their original tower beside the sea was vacant and gutted and a new complex built across the road. We were told we could park on the Gulf side so we had the most beautiful view over the ocean. Hurricane Katrina has made this area a boondocker's paradise.


After a few days in Gulfport, we moved over to Biloxi just ten miles east and once again found a ravaged cement parking lot right beside the bay overlooking the bridges across to Ocean Springs on the old grounds of the Palace Casino.




We watched the pelicans diving for fish, gloried in the reflection of the moon in the water and the ribbon of light slashing across the bay from the graceful bridge.


There are about a dozen or so casinos along this Mississippi shore, some extravagant and glitzy like the Beau Rivage which is reminiscent of the Bellagio in Las Vegas - same ownership.


Next door is a Hard Rock Casino Resort, down the street is the Biloxi Grand and the Isle of Capri. That's not all of them – and there are more under construction. It's amazing how quickly they've rebuilt and got all these resorts up and running again. But every day closed is a lot of money lost.









There's a Katrina memorial in the center of Biloxi. The 12 foot tall marble slab marks the depth of the water as it surged across the town demolishing everything in its path.


During and after Katrina, the news media focused on New Orleans neglecting reporting on the devastation on the Gulf Coast. But I do remember when Robin Roberts of Good Morning America travelled to her home town of Pass Christian and emotionally interviewed her mother and her aunts. Other than that report, I wouldn't have been aware of the destruction.

This lady pulled up beside our motorhome, unloaded her fishing gear and sat contentedly pulling in 'dinner'. She had croaker and 'rum?'. "You take de croaker and fry em on up" she told me "but de rum, you just do em wid butter and lemon". I asked her if I could come for dinner and she broke out into hysterical laughter.

I know that I've preached about the evils of buffets but I must admit to a few moments of extreme hypocricy. I'm not a convert though as I'm already back to criticizing them and how they ravage the bodies of those that eat them – I'm proof of that; I can hardly get my jeans zipped up. Every casino has a buffet. I usually try my best to avoid them but we were offered so many free or 'cheap' meals that I caved more than once and the food was absolutely wonderful. Living in the south is making me go back to my carnivore days. There's always a station designated 'Southern' which is where I would undoubtedly head for. I tried it all from the fried okra to the smothered chicken but mostly I'd have a pile of crawfish, fried catfish and shrimp.


There were pork hocks, pulled pork, ribs, turnip greens, corn, baked beans, biscuits, grits – these were not my favorite; the seafood got me every time. The Asian food was also superb; I usually avoid Chinese food but in Mississippi, I discovered General Tsao's chicken. Mmmmm......Enough talk about food....I'm obviously hungry.





Grace the Walmart greeter in Ocean Springs wore a straw Easter bonnet with a circle of colourful flowers around the hatband. Her gray curls peeking out below framed her round, pink, smiling face.
'Where y'all from' she queried with real interest, and when I told her Vancouver, Canada, she grasped my hand shaking it 'Welcome, welcome – we're so glad to have you here'. I chatted to her for a couple of minutes and said I'd better let her get back to her job.
“This is my job” she said with relish “and I love it” not wanting to stop the conversation.
I asked her if she had been there during Katrina and she told me how she stayed in her house during the hurricane. Her house is 27 feet above sea level and in thirty years, she'd never had a drop of water in it, but the surge hit 32 feet when Katrina attacked.
“I watched the water come in and rise and just destroy my house” she said. “Ocean Springs was like a war zone”.
“It took us all a long time to get back to any normalcy” she said “but the community came together”. She proceeded to tell me how volunteers from all across the country came down to help clean up after.
“A team of young college students came into my house, tore down the gyproc, ripped up the floors, bleached and cleaned and rebuilt – they were just amazing and it didn't cost me one cent” she said with a tear in her eye.
“Will you be staying another day?” she enquired “because you and I could have lunch together”.
I regretfully declined as we were moving on.


We took our Honda into a repair shop to get an estimate on getting the A/C fixed and walked down the road to Alice's Restaurant, a coffee shop built into a home tucked in behind the industrial area.


Several tables of men, all African American filled the first room so we sat down in a little adjacent area. They all called out G'mornin' as we entered. It's obviously mostly men that patronize the cafe, because there were two restrooms, one marked 'Men' and the other with logos for men and women. Pat, the owner, cook, waitress and cashier was a lovely black lady with a ready throaty laugh. She reminded us so much of our daughter-in-law. Alice was her Mom and she named the restaurant after her. We ordered sausage biscuits for $1.50 each and she let us linger over our tea and coffee for as long as we wanted. The bill came to $5.30 total.

All the ornaments on this rack were black characters including Jesus.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Home of the blues & birthplace of rock 'n roll


Memphis Tennessee - Chuck Berry, Johnny Rivers
Help me, information, get in touch with my Marie
She's the only one who'd phone me here from Memphis Tennessee
Her home is on the south side, high up on a ridge
Just a half a mile from the Mississippi Bridge


Billed as 'Home of the blues & birthplace of rock n roll, Memphis seems to have a predominantly African American population and thus the roots of the wonderful music – smooth as silk; rich as velvet. There's not a cafe or juke joint around town where you can't hear the mellow strains of 'The Thrill is Gone', 'Pine Top Boogie' or 'Memphis Blues' and even 'Folsom Prison Blues' the Johnny Cash favourite.

Walking in Memphis - Marc Cohn
Walking in Memphis
Walking with my feet ten feet off of Beale
Walking in Memphis
But do I really feel the way I feel



On Beale Street, the air is filled with music and we found ourselves grooving to the sounds of the live bands that spilled out the doorways of every juke joint. Even in the park, a terrific eight piece band played to just a dozen or so folk - such mournful tunes with such sad lyrics. We had a meal at BB Kings sharing a humungous platter of fried green 'tomaters', an obscene mound of pulled pork topped with a sweet & smoky honey-bourbon bbq sauce, slaw, cornbread and baked beans. Highly calorific, no redeeming health benefits at all, Peta would be ashamed of us, but we closed off our evolved senses and just 'chowed down'. Food is cheap and entertainment is free – for $8 you can have a catfish po'boy or a bbq sandwich with all the fixn's and have live music. Memphis is a cool place.


Martin Luther King was assassinated forty-one years ago on the balcony of the Lorraine Motel in downtown Memphis. I remember it so clearly and they've kept the site intact as if that moment were frozen in time. They built the National Civil Rights Museum around the Lorraine Motel.


An old lady, Jacqueline Smith, has camped out across the road under blue plastic tarps for the last twenty-one years sometimes being hoisted out of there but always to return.


“Jacqueline Smith was the last tenant of the Lorraine Motel in Memphis, Tennessee. She has devoted most of her life to upholding the principles of Dr. Martin Luther King. Born and raised in Memphis, Jacqueline left home to pursue a career as an opera singer. As the years passed, Jacqueline's personal ambitions changed, her social awareness was heightened to the changing face of the world and on her own doorstep in particular, as to how Dr. King's message had become diluted. Jacqueline offered her services to the Lorraine Motel, helping to keep the dream alive by explaining the teachings of Dr. King and encouraging visitors to study the works of Dr.King.”

She's protesting the handling of the memorial by the Civil Rights Museum and the ongoing gentrification process in Memphis and the lack of support for the poor and homeless in Memphis.


Sun Record Studios, where Elvis, Johnny Cash and many others made their first records, commemorates that time with a museum and studio tour. Then there's the Museum of Rock n Soul and the Stax Museum of American Soul and on and on. The city is the most 'soulful' of all, I'd guess. Funny that just down the road in Nashville, it's all country - a far cry from Memphis' blues.


Graceland - Paul Simon
The Mississippi Delta was shining
Like a National guitar
I am following the river
Down the highway
Through the cradle of the civil war
I'm going to Graceland, Graceland
In Memphis Tennessee
I'm going to Graceland



Graceland on Elvis Presley Boulevard, south of downtown Memphis is in a disparate neighbourhood of 'haves' and 'have nots', from upscale homes to shabby little hovels within a few blocks. Garbage and filth are all around – along the streets and in the parks. The Graceland parking lot charges $10; that's a little rich for our blood. So we drove a couple of blocks further down the boulevard and there was a surfeit of free parking. It seemed as if we were the only ones incensed at the prices because we watched folks drive on in and pay the price. I think these are the same people that complain about not having enough money. Just ask Gerri – I could reorganize just about anyone's finances and allow them to have the lifestyle they dream about.....they just have to give up some of their spendthrift habits.


The Elvis Presley complex is comprised of an Auto Museum, an Aeroplane Museum, a restaurant, and tacky souvenir stores of course – a steady stream of gullible tourists moved from one to the other.. Shuttle buses moved visitors across the road to 'the mansion' if you can call it that. I guess it was in its day but now it's just a large house on acreage. The decor is the epitome of bad taste but then Elvis came from a poor and disadvantaged background lacking in the social graces. I'll let the photos speak for themselves as to the bilious interior design:





I blanched at the prices of admission and chose the cheapest which was just the visit to the 'house' and it was still $25 each. But I felt it was a 'must see'; Fernie would have been quite happy to skip it. Earphones in place, we meandered through the house and grounds listening to anecdotes of elvis' life and a stream of his hits – naturally.


I'd forgotten what a young man he was when he died – just 42 but he was a bloated and drugged up wastrel at the end. I saw him perform in Las Vegas in December, 1976, just 8 months before he died and he was a disgusting and dissipated mess, & abusive to his staff. I had once been one of his biggest fans. At fourteen, I embroidered his name across the seat of my 'pedal pushers' (now known as capris). I'd sit in class writing my name over and over – 'Gerry Presley' - with dreams of marrying him because I was sure if he met me, he'd want me.




I owned all his earliest records, 78's, 45's and 33's (you've gotta be a certain age to understand) and I watched him on the Ed Sullivan show each time he appeared feeling quite faint at the very sight of him. But the love affair was over when I witnessed him forgetting the lyrics to his old standards, obviously drunk or drugged and the abuse he hurled at his employees during his last show at the Las Vegas Hilton.


It was to be our last night in Memphis, so about 6pm, we drove in from our perch in Tunica which is about 30 minutes south, for dinner and blues. We were cruising around looking for parking when a bus with dark windows and an escort of about 6 motorcycle policeman came out from the street ahead of us and turned into our street. We pulled into the right hand lane as it went by wondering what famous or important person was in the bus and I said to Fernie 'why don't you turn right here' – bad choice as it turned out because it was a one way street and we entered it the wrong way. The bus had hidden the 'one way' sign from us. Not that I'm making excuses, because of course we were at fault. There was an old (1990) Volvo at the right hand curb about 200 feet ahead of us as we turned the corner. I immediately yelled 'Fernie, reverse out of here'. We were at a full stop, ready to reverse when the Volvo driver stepped on the gas to the floor and aimed for us....they rammed us head on purposely. I saw the driver looking directly at us. He saw the opportunity to get a new car out of it. I jumped out of the car to survey the damage; his car which was already in rough shape had lost head lights and the hood had sprung. Our car showed amazingly little damage except for the 'plastic' undercarriage which was shattered. But I was hopping mad but we had no witnesses and so what was the point of yelling at them. The passenger was feigning injury, groaning and moaning. A police cruiser stopped and told us to wait because he'd get a traffic cop to come by.


We waited and waited, collecting an array of onlookers interested in the two African American dudes and the old white couple. When all was done, we'd both lost our appetites and desire to listen to some cool music. Instead, we headed for home


The next day we reported the accident to our insurance company.....it's really hard to accept full blame when you know the other party collided with us purposely. We needed to get our car checked out and found an auto repair shop called Christian Brothers...their names weren't Christian but they have christian values. The shop was built right beside the Baptist church and the waiting room and office looked more like a doctor's office than a mechanic's shop. We needed to have an oil change so asked them to do that at the same time. They put the car on a hoist, checked the tow bar and all the electrical and brake connections, and discovered that the air conditioner condenser was broken but everything else mechanical looked ok. They only charged us for the oil change and said 'no charge' for the inspection. We were impressed with their service. They recommended that we take it over to a local body shop as they'd be more able to ascertain if our tow kit was operational. The body shop took us right in and the car was up on the hoist in minutes. They said that the internal tow bar had strenghtened our front end so much that there was not much damage and they figured that the car would tow correctly behind the motorhome. But the final test would be to hook it up and see if it tracked straight. And the cost? “no charge”. Wow! We were extremely relieved the following morning when we hooked up our car and it towed as straight as a die. We weren't too worried about the air conditioning because surely so early in the year it couldn't get hot enough to need it.

A lot of the automobiles down south are a sorry mess –bashed up bodies, oil-burning cars spewing blue smoke, bumpers askew or missing, windshields cracked, side windows missing covered with black plastic sealed with duct tape. And they drive these cars as if there's nobody else on the road at ridiculously high speeds seemingly with little control .



An unusual cemetery in Tunica. A geocache was hidden at the grave of Will Jackson. We felt a little invasive but I think the cache was hidden by a relative.

South of Memphis around Tunica, the area has been developed into a casino center. There are about eight large casinos along the Mississippi River. All of them welcome Rvers, a couple with RV Parks but the rest with 'dry camping' in their huge parking lots. We found it a great place to stay while visiting Memphis as it was only a half hour drive north to be right in the center of town. We stayed at a couple of them...Bally's and Resorts Tunica. We've had the hardest time finding supermarkets in the south. Mostly it's because we don't recognize the names.....no Safeways, Vons, Albertsons but we did find a 'Piggly Wiggly' in Tunica where the friendly cashier said “Y'all come back now, y'hear?”. Now how did they come up with that name for a grocery store?


The Hollywood Cafe was immortalized by Marc Cohn in his hit song 'Walkin in Memphis'.
'Catfish on the table
Muriel plays piano every Friday
At The Hollywood'



John Grisham the author of many legal thrillers regularly hung out there and even mentioned it in his best-seller 'A Time to Kill'. It was obviously a place we had to try. It's located in the country only a few miles from Casino Row. So we had 'catfish on the table' and it was grilled instead of fried and it was sublime. Of course it came with the fix'ns - fried green tomaters, hush puppies, slaw. Fernie treated me on his poker winnings not that there are much of them now because he can't play online in the USA and he thinks the casino limits are too high.



We took the Great River Road lined with plantations south from Tunica, following the Mississippi, passing pecan orchards with carpets of buttercups below then south of Vicksburg verged onto the Natchez Trace Parkway which follows an ancient Indian trail through beautiful virgin forest. I never imagined there could be so many shades of green as we saw in the spring deciduous forests with dogwoods here and there showing a burst of white blossoms. We stopped at a picnic area and the quiet was so complete except for the rustle of the leaves and the unusual bird calls....sort of like jungle sounds.



Vicksburg on the Mississippi was an important and strategic hold of the confederate army in the civil war.


Today, a row of casinos line the river, some of them riverboats. The extremely steep hills down to the river precluded our driving down in Maggie so we stayed at the Walmart instead. Humidity lay like a heavy blanket across the savannah making 78 degrees feel like a hundred. Our bodies were bathed in a patina of perspiration and our clothes were clammy and damp. We were well aware a major storm was coming on Friday night and battened down the hatches before we went to bed. We could hear that seemingly endless rolling of the thunder and saw the bright flashes of sheet lightning but it wasn't close yet. I guess it didn't come to much because Saturday morning dawned bright and clear and the humidity was gone. But we were shocked to hear that Natchez only 60 miles down the road had three tornadoes “turning houses into matchsticks” is what we heard on the news. My worst fear while travelling in the south is tornadoes, so I felt queasy thinking we only missed being in Natchez by one day.


Natchez is such a beautiful old town. C'est magnifique! There are more antebellum mansions than anywhere else in the USA.

Our walking tour zigged and zagged around town and we marvelled at the beauty of the refurbished homes, the lush greenery and the blaze of blossoms. There were a lot of “for sale” signs on the heritage homes. Maybe the sub-prime mortgage problem caused this glut.

It seems that tamales are one of the favoured local delicacies and Fat Mama's Tamale House supposedly have the best.

It sure looked that way by the steady parade of patrons. A dozen tamales for $8 – sounded like a good deal. With a glass of Southern Pecan beer, we dug in – what a disappointment.


I'd never had tamales before, and they were dry from the cornmeal and blah in the filling. Fernie agreed, so we sure didn't finish them. The beer was excellent though.


There are as many Baptist churches in the south as there are McDonalds or Sonic Burgers which proliferate down here. There are so many churches that they have a yellow diamond shaped highway sign that instead of announcing a traffic light or a curve, it advises “CHURCH” and you can see them every few hundred feet through the small villages. 'God at Work' a huge sign in front of one church. The church of choice is Baptist until you get into Louisiana where the French Acadians (Cajuns) reside and then the Catholic churches start to take the lead. While strolling around the Port Gibson saturday market and fair, a group of cherub-faced women greeted us familiarly from their booth “Where y'all from?”. They were mesmerized by our tales of life on the road and one of the angelic trio whipped a hot pink bracelet around my wrist while another thrust a silver crucifix into my palm. “These will keep you safe in your travels”. They were ambassadors from the Baptist church. “Now, if y'all are still in town tomorra, we'd be happy to welcome you to our service”. The following day in Natchez, a couple of Baptist ladies chased us along the riverwalk and gave us a couple of chilled bottles of spring water. I think if I lived in the south, I'd be persuaded to join the Baptist church just for their joie de vivre, in spite of my leaning towards the Buddhist philosophy. But I imagine it would be a prerequisite to believe in their teachings, so I wouldn't pass muster. They're lovely people and great ambassadors for Christianity. Oh, I took a close look later at the hot pink bracelet and it proclaimed in large bold letters “Jesus loves you!”.



The top of the spire on a Port Gibson cathedral.


This bunch of aging bikers from all corners of the country asked us to take photos of them.

Just outside the little town of Woodville, Mississippi, Rosemont Plantation built in 1810, is the family and boyhood home of Jefferson Davis, President of the Confederate States of America 1861-1865.

The vast grounds are still intact but the house is not open for viewing every day as we found out when we drove down with Maggie and discovered there was no place large enough for us to turn around. We travelled further on down the road until we found a DOT yard with a large turnaround for their highway trucks and drove on in. It was Sunday morning and there was hardly any traffic on the road, so imagine our surprise when in the middle of the turnaround was an old car, motor shut off but the driver, an African American woman with an Aunt Jemima scarf on her head slumped behind the wheel. I got out to ask her to move over, when another beatup vehicle screamed to a stop right across the road in front of her car now totally blocking our exit. A good-looking black man ran out and over to the woman's car checking her rear tire.
“Hey Momma, what y'all doin' out here?” he said to the woman. She perked up at the sight of him.
“Flat tire?” I called out.
“I think she'll make it ok” he replied.
They both smiled and waved at me as they zoomed away in a shower of dust.


'Welcome to Louisiana' announced the sign and Maggie lurched as we hit a bump in the highway. The smooth roads of Mississippi had changed to the rough ones of Louisiana. Perhaps all the highway funds have gone to post-Katrina reclamation and the rest of the roads in the state have been neglected. The land was also swampier as we headed towards the coast. Grand Bayou, Petit Bayou, and all sorts of other bayous were now the norm. Beautiful white water birds flew up from the bayous as we swirled down the road, the swamp waters lapping at the edge of the road. Another rain storm and the roads would be impassable. A couple of fellas had fishing lines in the water from the road – what on earth would they catch? an alligator? The paths to the homes in this area were bridges across the swamp.
What we thought were sawmills because of the huge piles of sawdust turned out to be sugar refineries, the waste product just like piles of sawdust. I wonder what they do with it.


Baton Rouge, the Louisiana state capitol would surely be worth a visit but as we approached it with the miles and miles of oil refineries and other industry, we wondered if we should just pass it on by. But we pulled in at the Walmart across the river in Port Allen and spent the rest of the day touring and geocaching around town. It has an attractive city core with a lovely riverwalk and the capitol building is the tallest in the USA. It doesn't have the usual dome, instead a skinny tower something like the Empire State Building.

Next stop.......New Orleans!